Have You Ever Wondered???

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
  
  
• Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
  
  
• Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
  
  
• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  
  
• Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin?
  
  
• Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  
  
• Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  
  
• Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
  
  
• Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  
  
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  
  
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  
  
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  
  
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  
  
• Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  
  
• Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  
  
• You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
  
  
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  
  
• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  
  
• If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  
  
• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  
  
• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  
  
• Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  
  
• Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
  
  
• If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?
  
  
• Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
  
  
• Is there ever a day that mattresses Are not on sale?
  
  
• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
  
  
• Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
  
  
• Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
  
  
• How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
  
  
• When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
  
  
• Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
  
  
• In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
  
  
• How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?