A Blonde's Year in Review.....

January : Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February : Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March : Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!'

April : Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May : Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June : Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July : Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! !!

August : Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car got swamped because top was down.

September : The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October : Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November : Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December : Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

NO OFFENSE MEANT TO ANYONE!!!!! PERSONALLY, I'M ALL FOR BLONDE'S.....