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Leave Applications!!!

See, how people write leave Applications in English. It's really,really Funny......


Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >from an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head off, please leave me for two days..."
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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me "
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
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Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
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Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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