Hmmm... Things to ponder about...

•   Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

• Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.  

• Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
• Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.
  
• Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  
• Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  
• Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery!!!!' ???
  
• Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
  
• Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?
  
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
  
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  
• Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  
• Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  
• You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
  
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  
• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  
• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?